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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

08.06.2025 07:49

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is Jesus God almighty?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.